Three funny limericks

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            1.There once was a man named MMS.
Who was servile to the Mainos in excess.
He lost sleep when the man held in Oz

Turned out to be an Indian Moz,
EVMs, CEC & Vote-banks gave him election-success.

2. There once was a lady named Antonia.
Who fancied herself as Queen of India.
She could barely speak Hindi,
Yet claimed to be a Gandhi,
Which made Indians forget she was a Phony-ia.

3. There once was a lad named Raoul Maino.
Who was less Indian and more Italiano.
He never studied or worked at a job,
For he had the backing of the Eyetalian Mob,
And his Bofors-Billions safe with Uncle Ottavio